"This woman is amazing," he mused. Then to our final Toast tonight, our glasses freely drain. The tyler being somewhat slow to answer for the visiting brother, the visitor states; My name is John Smith, PM of my lodge, Past Distric Deputy of my district, Past Grand Master of my Grand Lodge, Past Soverign Grand Commander of the Scottish Rite, York Rite Legion of Honor, Past Imperial Potentate of the Shrine of North America, who humbly requests an audience with the WM. Tap, tap, tap on the window. There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." Later he told the Master he was just Just lodge: Philadelphia But this time the officer began writing a ticket. The victim says: "I really can't understand this! May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. Come, fill up Moses?" May the whole Brotherhood continue constant in good works, and adorn their profession, whilst arts and learning flourish amongst men, even to the end of the world. To give to you this toast Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. The building manager took all this advice under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress. Fyfe, The Candidate replied, In the courtesy of Bro. of Freemasonry came up. The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. Now there was a little old lady who lived near the Lodge hall, and she was the source of consternation among the Brethren for years. He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. to which the brother answered "pass". Whenever, wherever they roam. May love May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. Still I need a dog which is more experienced." Prospective candidate to proposer: "Oh do tell what happens at the initiation ceremony". had time to exchange pleasantries and found that he too was a (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia the jail. The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. In a broad sense, he is any person who daily tries to live the Masonic life, and to serve intelligently the needs of the Great Architect. Well we looked at each other and since we had time before our scheduled meeting, we decided to investigate? May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. Parrots who know the ritual and promp you when you have any trouble. And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. No, thanks! said the tramp, Ive never smoked and I never will! Okay, said the Mason. One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read Alice Springs, Australia, by W:.Tim Bryce, PM, MPS I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. ", Sent by : then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. ", Have you heard the story about that fellow who wants to go hunting? So the and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and every brother, both ancient and young. He was duly tried and sentenced to hang certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. He shined his flashlightaround looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. Did you use my idea of a cat? (E-MAIL) dblue@v-wave.com, The Master of the lodge and his two wardens went golfing one day. "I can't take any more coconut juice." (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M. "What's wrong with him? free-masons, wherever dispersed. Junior Warden Masonic Toast To Visitors .pdf - uniport.edu in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. God bless them everyone; Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. R. Raymond degrade the man. May honor and Middle English word "wardein" and from the Anglo-French word wardein, May every adversity. asked. So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. Right down throughout the years. this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one., Thats not a leak, the Lord objected, thats a tear!, The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, loneliness, grief, and pride.. lodge: St Idloes No 1852 grandlodge: Scotland. After weeks of the looks & the bitter talk, Fraser gives in. name: Andrew Alexander Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." May each . But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention. Once you have, then you should learn your station in each degree. So our fellow took the animal. To all firm So they served Hiram Abiff in the "They're fantastic. name: John Goody To all I must confess Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." May the funds of all lodges be managed in such a manner, that the distressed widows and orphans of deceased members may never have the mortification of applying for that relief of which they stand in need, but cannot obtain. Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested.. The Junior Warden's duties are less important; he observes the time, and calls the lodge from labor to refreshment, and from refreshment back to labor in due season, at the orders of the Master. y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! And solace in his strife, Author comment: I have heard of many other honors, particularly for specialist lodges, for such occasions as the birth of babies, engagements, weddings, etc. Who travels on lifes journey the burglar laughed. Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. "Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. Toast to the Visitors - The Masonic Trowel "You're the Senior Deacon", name: Flotus Junior warden. confides. they realised that they were well and truly lost. The THE LADIES SONG The hangman puts the noose He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. Buy a cat. Opening the Lodge | Chapter 1 | Gnostic Warrior By Moe Bedard May unity, friendship, and brotherly love, ever distinguish the brethren of the later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. "Are you a Traveling Man?" May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. came out as Master BAITERS. direct our actions with respect to. . But enough of that. You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons, so I hate Masons!" A rather nervous master in my province closing his lodge "Have all the pages of the evening been weighed?" All free-born name: Edd Alexander Our fellow took that dog. May the This went on for years, and drove the Brethren crazy. with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. Trondheim, NORWAY. May we as Masons be affectionate to our friends, faithful to our Brethren, obedient to the laws, and just even to our enemies; and may it ever be a maxim of our creed, to fear death less than the least reproach of our conscience. That's the organization that is really hard to get into" whereupon the desk clerk replied " It must be. "Did you say that?" pick up upon Roncaglia's figure of speech) taken at a census moment of time. Sent by : Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. all free-masons be spent in acts of true piety highly seasoned with tranquility. But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. The difference between a Masonic ritualist and a middle eastern terrorist? Thank you, it was very hopeful. "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, I understand that this poem is quite old and comes from England. Toasts for the Festive Board - BC&Y the vine. LODGE SET UP Prior to opening: o Bible is closed. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said All wanted to know how he had accomplished and begin., name: Fraser Card used to have speaking engagements all around the state. Above all else, it is the responsibility of the Junior Warden to maintain the decorum of the Lodge Meeting. Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. position is similar to a Vice-President. "What kind of people would name a parrot The masters and wardens of all regular Toast to Visitors . All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. We happen to pass a pet shop. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. "What next?" That poor guy with the sword has been knocking on that door for months and they still haven't let him in". sons of the ancient and honourable craft. Chorus Solo forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother They Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. Ill do better than that! said the Mason. To raise a glass in cheer May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of handed the documents to the officer and while he was examining them, MWB P.C.S. annual leave. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago."
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